The All Seeing Television

from $29.99

The All Seeing Television will come to life in your hands, manifest in your dreams, and hypnotize you while you stare deeply into each others eyes.

-The eye is controllable with your finger through a hole in the back of the TV

-Knows all things in all places at all times

-Watches you while you watch it

-Casts dreams and nightmares directly into your unconscious

-Hard on the outside with a soft fleshy middle

-Comes with a bottle of VisioMaxiumum for total omniscience and absolute lubrication

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The All Seeing Television will come to life in your hands, manifest in your dreams, and hypnotize you while you stare deeply into each others eyes.

-The eye is controllable with your finger through a hole in the back of the TV

-Knows all things in all places at all times

-Watches you while you watch it

-Casts dreams and nightmares directly into your unconscious

-Hard on the outside with a soft fleshy middle

-Comes with a bottle of VisioMaxiumum for total omniscience and absolute lubrication