The Wall/Fridge Mountable Marginally Aware Banana
The is the Wall Mountable version of the Marginally Aware version. It has a flat back, which allows it to be mounted flat against a wall or fridge with the included tacks and Magnets.
While it’s eyes appear alert and aware, lab testing has demonstrated extremely limited cognitive ability in The Marginally Aware Banana.
-Size of a regular banana
-If placed in front of a mirror it will attempt fight its reflection, surrendering only at the point of losing unconsciousness or death.
-Has no capacity to tell AI hands from real ones
-As fun to hold as it is to looks at
-Its eyes can be moved to look in any direction
-Easily washable with regular dish soap
-ships with ViseoMaximum for total eye lubrication and easy to movement
-Similar hardness to real banana
The is the Wall Mountable version of the Marginally Aware version. It has a flat back, which allows it to be mounted flat against a wall or fridge with the included tacks and Magnets.
While it’s eyes appear alert and aware, lab testing has demonstrated extremely limited cognitive ability in The Marginally Aware Banana.
-Size of a regular banana
-If placed in front of a mirror it will attempt fight its reflection, surrendering only at the point of losing unconsciousness or death.
-Has no capacity to tell AI hands from real ones
-As fun to hold as it is to looks at
-Its eyes can be moved to look in any direction
-Easily washable with regular dish soap
-ships with ViseoMaximum for total eye lubrication and easy to movement
-Similar hardness to real banana
The is the Wall Mountable version of the Marginally Aware version. It has a flat back, which allows it to be mounted flat against a wall or fridge with the included tacks and Magnets.
While it’s eyes appear alert and aware, lab testing has demonstrated extremely limited cognitive ability in The Marginally Aware Banana.
-Size of a regular banana
-If placed in front of a mirror it will attempt fight its reflection, surrendering only at the point of losing unconsciousness or death.
-Has no capacity to tell AI hands from real ones
-As fun to hold as it is to looks at
-Its eyes can be moved to look in any direction
-Easily washable with regular dish soap
-ships with ViseoMaximum for total eye lubrication and easy to movement
-Similar hardness to real banana
